have you ever talked to someone that youre completely comfortable with and you can just tell them anything you want and they wont judge you for it or they’ll actually make an effort and try to make an interesting conversation about it like you can talk about different kind of sauces or pasta with them for an hour and the conversation will never get boring
do you know how validating it feels to know this post was made about me specifically
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
*aggressively wants to see gglam in person*
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
#literally the plot of x-men
*white 20-something on tumblr voice* buy me pizza and touch my butt I’m so lonely netflix
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment